SIR GRUMPUS’S SIX-STEP PLAN 1.

Full statement

A UNIQUE TIME ZONE FOR WALES - Reduce the hour from 60 minutes to 40, fully reversing the 20mph speed limits back to what they were without the cost of changing all the signs - again; and creating a whole new industry in manufacturing Welsh time pieces.

2. BUILD THE 3RD CROSSING - FROM DUBLIN - But fiscal stewardship is key, so a return crossing will only be built when public finances allow.

3. GREY SQUIRRELS ENTERING ANGLESEY ILLEGALLY WILL BE SENT TO RWANDA - Badgers, to their county of origin.

4. YNYS MÔN TO RE-JOIN THE EU - Build Wylfa B, reverse the generated power into the wind-farms which would then propel Anglesey to an EU country of choice.

5. A PRIVATE MEMBER'S BILL TO MAKE THE MISUSE OR OMISSION OF APOSTROPHE’S A CRIMINAL OFFENCE - Improper grammar in text messages will also incur a Fixed Penalty, increasing Treasury revenues a trillion-fold - an App to be developed to make automatic payment on hitting ‘Send’.

6. A FLEXIBLE APPROACH TO POLITICS - These pledges are sincerely held beliefs and promises, but may be changed on a whim.

7. IMPROVE MATHS EDUCATION FOR ADULTS