We've got craziness to the left, craziness to the centre, and craziness to the right.

Full statement

That's why I'm standing for Britain's most sensible political party, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party.

I’m a local Loony. I grew up near Henley and I now live in Watlington. I study at the University of Reading. So I know how manic local politics is.

I have common sense solutions to problems including:

-Putting pot plants in potholes so the council fix them
-Solving homelessness by giving everybody a home
-Forcing people who engage in anti-social behaviour to socialise
-Banning all tipping of flies, insects, and zips of any kind.
-Making politicians wear jackets with their donors on so we know who owns them

Being serious for a second. If you're fed up with your vote being taken for granted by the same old politicians. If you don't feel represented by any of the big parties. Send them a message and vote for me.

Vote for insanity, you know it makes sense!