While I'm working on my campaign website, this is the gatekeeping message you will/would find there*: £'£_The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows £!£ONE BIG THING£!£.

Full statement

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- Archilochus

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HAVE YOU NOTICED YOUR BALLOT PAPER NOW HAS A £;_£UNIQUE REGISTRATION NUMBER£;£QR CODE£_;£ ON IT?

WHETHER YOU POSTAL VOTE [boo!] or VOTE IN PERSON [hooray!], YOUR ((((VOTING PREFERENCE)))) IS NOW ACCESSIBLE TO $THE STATE$_WHOMEVER THE STATE WORKS FOR_.

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£'£_But only for 'National Security'TM reasons would $the state$_we_ ever access the information._£'£

£'£_And only for 'National Security'TM reasons would $the state$_we_ party through lockdown._£'£

£'£_And only for 'National Security'TM reasons would $the state$_we_ £;_£target protests against£;£facilitate£_;£ genocide._£'£

£'£_Only for 'National Security'TM reasons w$ould$_ill_ we do £!£anything£!£ we feel like doing._£'£

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IF THE DYNAMIC AS EXISTS BETWEEN $THE STATE$_WHOMEVER THE STATE WORKS FOR_ [boo!] AND THE CITIZEN [hooray!] WERE ANALOGOUSLY TRANSPOSED TO THAT OF A MARRIAGE, THE LATTER BE £!£FILING FOR DIVORCE£!£ BY NOW.

UNLESS THE LATTER_ WERE ((((BUSY PICKING)))) THE£;_£MSELVES OFF THE FLOOR£;£IR TINS OFF FOOD BANK SHELVES£_;£ PERHAPS?

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£'£_Foxes and hedgehogs unite, it is £!£TIME TO SECEDE£!£._£'£

- Archie Locust

* Or you won't/wouldn't because the ((((Democracy Club)))) website transcribes underscores insufficiently well to accurately relay the original message.

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You'd better head over there yoursel£;_£f£;£ves£_;£ to see what I mean. ($In a couple of days$_Just as soon as there's no need to gatekeep the site_ I'll post the address.)

[Now that's what I call ((((Democracy Inaction)))) - ed.]